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I’m gonna eat your pussy like Christmas dinner.

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Roses are red
Violets are a different color
I like your tumblr url
let’s get to know each other

Roses are red

Violets are a different color

I like your tumblr url

let’s get to know each other

(via unrightful)

Source: sterility
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hobbits-and-destiel:

skeletonwang:

that is not a dog that is the continent of australia 

clifford went through a goth phase

hobbits-and-destiel:

skeletonwang:

that is not a dog that is the continent of australia 

clifford went through a goth phase

(via teenage-tsar)

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When you introduce someone to a TV series and they leave get ahead of you in the show:

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Did you miss me?

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Shout out to all our trombone players.

Shout out to all our trombone players.

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emoij:

When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does 

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politedoge:

you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man

(via radifacation)

Source: ejacutastic